Tony Parker has chosen UCLA.
As we've said before, after the Harrison Barnes fiasco, we aren't watching anymore 18-year-old press conferences for a while, and this one made us glad to have reached that point: Parker took nearly an hour to reveal his decision and along the way offered up most of his team and various other people to discuss,well, Tony Parker. There are a bunch of Tweets mocking this epic press conference; we'll retweet the best shortly.
We wish him the best at UCLA. After the SI stuff earlier this spring, we're not sure why anyone would choose the Bruins, but it's his life and his choice, and the last thing anyone should want is a kid who doesn't want to be part of your team. If that makes him happy, then good for him.