UNC's former mascot, Ramses the whatever, was recently attacked by his son Pablo, who ended up killing him, as Ramses the elder passed away, dying of a broken horn, as it were, thus fulfilling the worst ambitions of generations of Duke fraternity brothers. Perhaps Ramses the younger can transfer his head-butting talents to the football field. Or perhaps, like another prominent Heel, Ramses the elder expressed some affection for Kansas and paid he price many UNC fans hoped Ol' Roy Williams would pay.
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