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DBR Gets Busted By USAToday!

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USAToday caught on
to our little April Fool's Prank: "Elsewhere, Duke
Basketball Report
says Dick Vitale — sometimes labeled "Dookie
V" by critics who tire of his praise for Mike Krzyzewski's program — will
get an honorary degree from Duke. The trouble with that one is that it's
plausible. Vitale already has an honorary
from Notre Dame. So why not Duke? The likely tipoff in the story is
the harsh and unlikely comment from Duke grad and fellow ESPN broadcaster Jay
Bilas: "It's a terrible idea. It's just going to further the stereotype of
Duke's preferential treatment." —Beau Dure, 2 p.m."