new-look football schedule is out, and can we just say how depressing it is
not to see the Wolfpack on there? We miss you rednecks already! We never meant
that stupid cheer about if you can't go to college go to State! Same with
the tractor gag! Don't forget us, old friends! Drop by and call us pointy heads anytime! Let's rumble soon, okay?
This is all HelmetHead Swofford's fault.