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UVa Names Captains

Elton Brown, Jason Clark, and Devin Smith have
been named UVa's co-captains
for the upcoming season. Let's see, one guy
argued with his coaches during a game and was overweight for his first two
years, the second guy was academically ineligible, and the third guy showed
astounding courage by playing with ruptured disks in his back.

Maybe it's just us, but if it were our choice, we'd have named Smith the sole
captain.