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Recruiting Twinkies

This is beyond meaningless, but here's
a ranking of the just-signed recruiting classes.
It's trivia. It means
nothing. But go ahead. You know you can't help yourself. Read the
rankings. Sure, you'll feel dirty afterwards, upset with yourself. You might
even want to shower. You'll swear you'll never do it again. But Telep will put
his out, and Gibbons, and you'll be back. Lie to us if you must, but don't lie
to yourself. You're hooked on the junk.

Yeah, you'll be back. And we'll be here. We'll get you the fix you
need.