The once proud and currently capsized UNC hoop program took another
massive hit Saturday when The Chapel Hill Dohboy ignored Frank Zappa's
very best advice and ventured north to where the Huskies go. The
canines of UCONN did such a number on the flatfooted flailers from
Franklin Street that FITS had to shield his eyes from the carnage.
So bad was the whoopin' that the CBS sports brass were forced to croak
"no mas" just a few minutes into the second half as the Heels continued
to dine on yellow snow.
"We're taking you now to a more competitive game," noted the CBS boys
as they cut to Texas Tech beating up on Okie State.