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Christopher Brewster

Wake Forest – Their mascot is a Demon Deacon. Do you know what a demon deacon is? It’s a satanic priest. Satanic priests and others who worship the dark lord tend to have crappy karma. Not to mention Wake Forest’s campus isn’t even located in Wake Forest. What the hell’s that all about? You can’t have the College of Charleston located in Rochester. That’s a crime against nature. Not since a luxury ocean-liner set sail on a fateful October voyage in 1914 has an aura surrounding one place been this bad.

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