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We're Shocked! Shocked! Maryland Finds Thuggery On Campus

is taking a hard look at policies
in light of the riot last spring after the
NCAA collapse. Apparently, at Maryland, serious discipline only begins
when a student has committed a felony. They can't even riot right - you
should get several felonies in a meaningful riot! Arizona - now those
kids know how to throw a riot.

Just kidding. But our guess is the looming threat of lawsuits - which
will come up again next season almost without question - has finally persuaded
the Yahoos in Maryland's administration to focus on this very serious
problem. Not that they'll solve it, but they'll feel better about it. And
the thugs in Maryland's student body will have something to shoot for.