Jumping off to a nice start as 2002 looms, the UNC football team has
picked up a couple of choice felony charges, the kind of momentum FITS
likes to see heading into a New Year.
Aaron Leak and Ronnie Bryant have been charged with larceny and
possession of stolen property, a $40,000 2001 Audi, which they allegedly
managed to drive as well as they play football (they drove it off the
While the alleged offense occured in early October, the big break came
in the case when the recalcitrant-as-usual Chapel Hill police force
finally managed to break away from the Krispy Kreme counter long enough
to charge the pigskin perps.