FITS wishes to send his hearty congratulations to Coach D'oh! and the
Tarheels for the the fabulous new seating plan at the Mausoleum Dome. With
all of 200 student seats now actually within viewing range of the
court, a UNC student now stands a whopping 1% chance of scoring one of
these deluxe end zone seats! Look for binocular sales to plummet in Chapel
Hill!
This means that every UNC student will have a real good chance of scoring a
courtside seat for one single ACC game, as long as he or she stays in
school for 12 years, or about the same length of time Ed Geth spent in
Chapel Hill.