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FITS Checks In!

Your six-legged scintillating scion of things sordid feels there may be
some misunderstanding regarding the role of coaching icon and Dick Baddour
puppeteer Dean Smith in the smooth-as-sandpaper coaching switch in Chapel
Hill.

FITS has never meant to imply that The Legendary One was not standing
firmly behind his coaching comrade of 30 years, Bill "Wake me when this
mess is over" Guthridge; that he chose to push Bill off the curb into the
path of the speeding Retirement Bus, however, was mildly surprising.

FITS' Deja-vu Department:
"I am not a crook." Richard M. Nixon, 1974.
"I am not a phony." Roy "Instand Pep Rally" Williams, 2000.