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How Not To Name Your Children

We have heard of Dukies naming babies Cameron, like Bobby Hurley did, and we know that Lee Shaffer
named his kid Dean after, well, you can guess who after, but here's a
whole new level of naming convention:
Espen Allen Blondeel.

In case you didn't get it, the name is from ESPN. Good thing his old
man wasn't a fan of, oh PBS.

Worst idea we've heard in a while, though we did hear of a Raleigh woman who
named her daughter Chlamydia, and some character named King (no relation to
Julio) who said he saw a sign and named his kid accordingly: Nosmo.

Nosmo King. You might have seen the sign yourself, No Smoking, so be
glad your name isn't King.