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USA Today on Shane

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USA Today has a truly wonderful (classic?) profile on Shane Battier. Maybe the House of Representatives will just compromise and name him President (ok, there's that pesky Article II, Section 1, but we can ignore that, can't we?).

Happy Thanksgiving!