We found this odd story from Chris Duhon's hometown of Slidell, Louisiana, over on
News of the Weird. All we can really say to this is: small town, small
problems.
"In June, Darryl Ennis, 34, called 911 in Slidell, La., for the sole reason of getting police assistance to force his mother to cook him some pork chops. When he allegedly verbally abused the emergency operator for declining his request, officers went to his home and arrested him."