Man, this is a depressing article. After you get past Rolando Howell,
the news just gets grimmer and grimmer, concluding with a suicide.Â
Just kidding! But look at the list of tragedies and crimes here. The only one
which is not that bad is Troy Murphy's getting a ticket for underage drinking.
We're shocked! Shocked! To find out a college student is drinking.
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