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A FITS Ticket Plan!

Flash! Due to overwhelming demand, the University of North
Carolina will shortly announce that it is making available a special
ticket package for Tarheel basketball games! Good for fully a quarter
of the games, it will feature thousands of truly outstanding seats.
The plan is slightly unorthodox, however. Ticketholders won't get
tickets to a quarter of the games, but rather admittance to ALL the home
games at the 10 minute mark of the second half, when the Geezers and
Cheesers bolt for the exits! Sign up now!