You haven't been to Canada if
you've never gotten a speeding ticket. (The officer) read something to
me after he gave me the ticket and asked me, 'Do you understand?' I
said, 'Yeah, we speak the same ---- language down there as you do
up here. Plus we've bailed you out of every ---- war you've ever been
in.'
"For a moment I thought I was going to jail. It was kind of nice getting
a ticket somewhere where they didn't know anything about basketball,
actually."
Bob Knight