Quotin' Bob Gibbons is out with his list of the Top 15 Recruiting Classes. In
honor of that, we thought we'd pick our Top 15 hilarious cliches from the
list. And
there are plenty offered up!
15. "Good as it Gets" - the rare cinematic reference
14. "all things come to he who waits." - someone ask Mike
Sullivan about this one!
13. "The prize steer" - geographic reference #1
12. "deep in the heart" - geographic reference #2
11. The Longhorns' registered herd - geographic reference
#3
10. Texas, "gunslingers." - geographic reference
#4
9. Stillwater will be loaded with new "gunfighters."
- geographic reference #5
8. "the next rush." - geographic reference #6 (Oklahoma)
7. Those Roosters will be crowing again!
- geographic reference #7 (USC Gamecocks!)
6. No more dining on "roasted ducks" in the Pac 10.
- geographic reference #8 - Oregon!
5. "sweat a bit" - sweatin' to the oldies!
4. "relentless court warrior" - Bob's lawyer
3. "close friends" - colleagues Gibbons & Sullivan
2. "big boost" - reader's choice!
1. "The General" deftly silenced them all by "shoving it up their rears"
- uh, is this what Bob Knight meant when he said "lay back and enjoy
it?"