Your telegenic tattler has been told that the season opening episode of the X-Files takes place in Chapel Hill. Seems that Mulder and Scully try to determine why all past, present or potential Parakeet point
guards are dropping like, well, Flies! Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Messieurs Ford, Cook, Curry, Cota and Newby can kindly call Chris Carter collect! FITS only hopes that Jon Holmes has the stamina and endurance to match Ed's exceptional penetration!
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