Joshua sent us this ACC joke. Duke is at the butt of this one. Thanks
Some guys in Raleigh were playing baseball in their neighborhood, when one
guy hit the ball way over the head of the guy in the outfield.
As he ran to retrieve the ball, he caught the attention of a Rottweiler a
couple of houses down the street. The dog immediately chased the guy and
grabbed his leg. One of the other players ran over to help, but had no luck
scaring the dog off.
When the dog became more and more vicious, the guy then began kicking the
dog repeatedly, resulting in the dog's death.
The media learned of this, and the Raleigh News and Observer sent one of
their reporters over to write a story. After he talked to everyone, he went
back and wrote his story, then returned to let them look over it to make
sure he had the facts right.
One of the guys said: "Well, the facts are right, but the headline is wrong"
Reporter: "What's wrong with the headline?"
Guy: "It says, "BRAVE WOLFPACK FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM ATTACK DOG".
Reporter: "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
Guy: "We are NOT Wolfpack fans!"
Reporter: "Oh, well, that's fine - I can fix that."
He went back and re-worked it a little, then returned to let them look it
Guy: "Well, once again, the facts are right, but the headline is all wrong"
Reporter: "Now what's wrong with it?"
Guy: "It says "COURAGEOUS TARHEEL FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL"
Reporter: "What's wrong with that?"
Guy: "We are NOT Tarheel fans"
Reporter: "Well, if you're not Wolfpack fans and you're not Tarheel fans,
then what are you?"
Guy: "We're DUKE fans!
Reporter: "Oh, well, I can take care of that."
The next morning, they opened the paper and it read: "YANKEE BASTARD KILLS