Weird Dreams

[Shammrog]

I have weird dreams practically every night.

Last night, for example, I imagined myself - shall we say - "in community" with Trista Rehn (the first bachelorette from The Bachelorette.) And, we were filming it! And, my wife was there!!!

Two nights ago, I had a dream in which I was organizing all my other weird dreams into "Folders" in Microsoft Outlook.

Anyone else often have weird dreams?

[EarlJam]

I have weird dreams practically every night.

Last night, for example, I imagined myself - shall we say - "in community" with Trista Rehn (the first bachelorette from The Bachelorette.) And, we were filming it! And, my wife was there!!!



Wait a minute. Weird or Wet? Or both? ;)

-EJ

[EarlJam]

Seriously, l have weird dreams all the time. Lots of plane crash dreams, each one unique. Last night though, I dreamed that a childhood friend of mine and I went out, robbed a bank and killed someone. We were on the run from the law throughout the dream and I just remember thinking, “How could I have done this!?” I was horrified about the prospect of jail.

When I woke up, I just laid in bed this morning feeling extremely grateful that I wasn’t really wanted by the law for murder and armed robbery.

-EJ

[Shammrog]

Wait a minute. Weird or Wet? Or both? ;)

-EJ

(No comment.)

[2535Miles]

I've had a recurring dream since childhood that I was an assassin on the run. I don't ever remember killing anyone in the dream, but I do have this overwhelming sense of guilt and accomplishment. I guess I'm good at it?

If anything is possible in a dream, it's happened in that dream. Flying, walking through walls, teleporting, rewinding and doing something over again.

Sometimes it's a nightmare that will make me scream out loud and wake up, other times it's relatively okay and I'm just cruising around trying to avoid being shot, stabbed, gassed, bombed, or maimed by other would be assassins.

I do not like this dream.

[MrBisonDevil]

I woke up this morning remembering this dream:

I helped Jennifer Love Hewitt set up an EBay shoe store. Jennifer called me after she found 100’s of used shoes in a closet. I wrote her a business plan, set up the store then I made her a television commercial. The commercial starred 90’s pro wrestling tag-tag Harlem Heat (Booker T & Stevie Ray). In the commercial, the wrestlers say “When we aren't winning tag team championships, we are buying shoes... Jennifer’s Shoes on Ebay, you suckas!”.

Weird…

[captmojo]

The thing about dreams is, they are stories about events that never happened.

To see funny reactions, tell the dream as if it were a real occurrence, then watch the puzzlement before you admit it was only a dream.

I hear trout calling me. Time to get to the water!