I am now Mr. Wilson

[Lotus000]

I'm sitting here, trying to watch the Masters, and read some stuff for classes, and I'll be danged if there aren't a bunch of kids outside trying to rile up the normally loud-barking dog.

So, I stuck my head out the window and yelled "You kids leave that dog alone or I'll send you all straight to Hell!"

I now feel like a mean old man, and by God if I don't like it.

[devildeac]

I'm sitting here, trying to watch the Masters, and read some stuff for classes, and I'll be danged if there aren't a bunch of kids outside trying to rile up the normally loud-barking dog.

So, I stuck my head out the window and yelled "You kids leave that dog alone or I'll send you all straight to Hell!"

I now feel like a mean old man, and by God if I don't like it.

You must have them confused with unc fans...

[DevilAlumna]

"I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now!"

[rthomas]

Repeat after me: "Con-sarn-it!"

[Lotus000]

Repeat after me: "Con-sarn-it!"

heehee, that made me giggle

[billybreen]

"I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now!"

Ahh, an excellent episode reference. RIP, Barry White.

[blublood]

I'm sitting here, trying to watch the Masters, and read some stuff for classes, and I'll be danged if there aren't a bunch of kids outside trying to rile up the normally loud-barking dog.

So, I stuck my head out the window and yelled "You kids leave that dog alone or I'll send you all straight to Hell!"

I now feel like a mean old man, and by God if I don't like it.

Wow! The mean old people in my neighborhood never threatened to send me to hell... perhaps this will have more of a deterrent effect if the little whippersnappers actually believe you can do it. :D

Do not, however, be surprised if your trees end up festooned in toilet paper.