Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

[CameronBornAndBred]

This is one of the most screwed up and funniest thing's (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/?GT1=43001) I've heard in a long time.
Her skin grew around the seat, and they had to remove it at the hospital.

"He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.” "

I told my wife after reading this that I'm never calling her lazy again!

[billybreen]

This is one of the most screwed up and funniest thing's (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/?GT1=43001) I've heard in a long time.
Her skin grew around the seat, and they had to remove it at the hospital.

"He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.” "

I told my wife after reading this that I'm never calling her lazy again!

That story is just too weird to believe. There's quite possibly an imprisonment angle we haven't yet heard (since we are only getting the boyfriend's side).

[throatybeard]

That's nothing. You should see Breen's mousing hand. The bone has grown together with the mouse.

This is the best:


“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

"Wesley, git momma's pryin' bar."

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[CameronBornAndBred]

Maybe it's a Charmin conspiracy. He was the guy who told us not to squeeze it.
http://www.adrants.com/images/Mr_whipple.jpg

[billybreen]

That's nothing. You should see Breen's mousing hand. The bone has grown together with the mouse.

Which one? I'm ambidextrous with a pointing device. Kneel before me.

[Cavlaw]

The bones in my right wrist have actually grown further apart than the ones in my left as a result of endless hours of computer gaming in high school. It's a little freaky. :)

[ArnieMc]

Which one? I'm ambidextrous with a pointing device. Kneel before me.We're not interested in your sexual preferences, just in whether or not you are amphibious.

[Methodistman]

I feel sorry for the guy and gal - sounds like they were in a "crappy" relationship.

I heard he was wanting to propose, but he could see the relationship was going down the drain.

I also heard he was a little frustrated with her language - she was a bit of a potty mouth.

The paramedics did ask her how she felt and she replied, "I'm feeling a little flush."

Wow - I'm on a "roll"

It's amazing he was able to keep a "lid" on her being in there so long.

[hc5duke]

Which one? I'm ambidextrous with a pointing device. Kneel before me.

Hey, me too. I switched to lefty while my hand was hurting last year (non ergonomic injury, basketball-related) and that was a fun experiment. Do you switch left-right buttons as well? I've tried both ways and I think I like having my index finger for the main button.

[billybreen]

Hey, me too. I switched to lefty while my hand was hurting last year (non ergonomic injury, basketball-related) and that was a fun experiment. Do you switch left-right buttons as well? I've tried both ways and I think I like having my index finger for the main button.

I didn't have any good reason -- I just always have multiple machines, and before I learned of synergy (http://synergy2.sf.net/) it was my lazy way of working on multiple machines without having to move my right hand.

Never tried switching button associations. I don't think I could pull that off.

[EarlJam]

Maybe it's a Charmin conspiracy. He was the guy who told us not to squeeze it.
http://www.adrants.com/images/Mr_whipple.jpg

POTW!

I applaud your recognition of this!

-EJ

[pamtar]

I thought this was a weird situation until I saw the video and found out this happen in a single-wide.

Neighbor Orrin Opplinger said it best, "Thats strange, kinda non-belief I guess."

[Channing]

the real question is what has this guy done for a bathroom for the past two years?