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DukeDevil
02-19-2008, 04:47 PM
Forwarded to me by a friend. It's just what it sounds like.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I had 35. I'm a bad person.

Read the forum that's linked to the quiz...it's priceless. One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Laugh-out-loud-at-work-when-you're-trying-to-be-quiet funny.
billybreen
02-19-2008, 04:49 PM
Forwarded to me by a friend. It's just what it sounds like.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I had 35. I'm a bad person.

Read the forum that's linked to the quiz...it's priceless. One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Laugh-out-loud-at-work-when-you're-trying-to-be-quiet funny.

Only 25. I bow to you.

I wonder what the max is.
billybreen
02-19-2008, 04:51 PM
Only 25. I bow to you.

I wonder what the max is.

Yikes. Plugging in what I assume are the most rocking answers to each, the max I got was 39. 35 is a scary good starting mark.
snowdenscold
02-19-2008, 04:55 PM
The 19th one will apparently kick my ***...
DukeDevil
02-19-2008, 05:01 PM
the depth to which this topic was thought out and discussed was disturbingly hilarious
DevilAlumna
02-19-2008, 05:18 PM
Only 15 here, and that's assuming I have reason to protect myself from an attacking throng of young'uns.

That forum is HI-Larious, though. Thanks for posting!
hc5duke
02-19-2008, 05:49 PM
26 or 29, depending on if sparring counts as "fighting experience". The booze test (http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/booze) from this site is also good. I think I needed one hint to get them all.
CameronBlue
02-19-2008, 05:51 PM
Only 20, but they were mature for their age.
dukegirlinsc
02-19-2008, 05:53 PM
i take on 9-14 two year olds, 3 year olds, and 4 year olds on a daily basis, being that i'm a sub for a preschool.

yet my score was only 24.
:D
johnb
02-19-2008, 07:30 PM
17, but I think my score would go way up once the competitive juices started going.
YmoBeThere
02-19-2008, 08:17 PM
Only 25...
billybreen
02-19-2008, 08:19 PM
Only 25...

But if we combine our forces, we can take 50. Actually, I'm guessing it scales more than linearly as you add adult fighters. Two adults standing back to back would cut off the main weapon of the mob: flanking.
hc5duke
02-19-2008, 08:24 PM
But if we combine our forces, we can take 50. Actually, I'm guessing it scales more than linearly as you add adult fighters. Two adults standing back to back would cut off the main weapon of the mob: flanking.

You two have fun with that, I'm leaning towards picking up an AA-12 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c) :) (scroll to about 3:10 mark)
YmoBeThere
02-19-2008, 08:46 PM
You two have fun with that, I'm leaning towards picking up an AA-12 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c) :) (scroll to about 3:10 mark)

I was going to suggest something less over the top. Perhaps a dog and some kittens to distract a few of them while taking the others down(young children are so easily distracted). That should get us up to 60 or so...
hc5duke
02-19-2008, 09:09 PM
I was going to suggest something less over the top. Perhaps a dog and some kittens to distract a few of them while taking the others down(young children are so easily distracted). That should get us up to 60 or so...

Hmm you make a good point. While I'd prefer my violent way, maybe a large TV with SpongeBob DVD might be more effective.
YmoBeThere
02-19-2008, 09:30 PM
Hmm you make a good point. While I'd prefer my violent way, maybe a large TV with SpongeBob DVD might be more effective.

Make that an HD DVD version of SpongeBob and I will bring my obsolete HD DVD player...
billybreen
02-19-2008, 09:37 PM
Make that an HD DVD version of SpongeBob and I will bring my obsolete HD DVD player...

How many threads have you brought that seething rage to in the past 48 hours? ;)
ArkieDukie
02-19-2008, 09:40 PM
What can I say; I'm a wimp.
pamtar
02-19-2008, 09:47 PM
30, but I think I could handle more. Its pretty sick (as in I'm a bad person) but honestly I think I could take like 50 or 60. This coming from a guy who's never hit anyone in his life.

The real question is, how many 5 year olds could Mike Vallely take?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV9mZy0zork&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPww2RXi1bM&feature=related

Coincidently, I've met Mike V and skated with him and he is the nicest, most down to earth semi-celeb you'll ever meet.
Ben63
02-19-2008, 09:48 PM
25 here. I guess I'm on par with BillyBreen. I think I could take more though. They are so small.
YmoBeThere
02-19-2008, 09:55 PM
How many threads have you brought that seething rage to in the past 48 hours? ;)

As many as I can:D
DukeDevil
02-20-2008, 08:32 AM
I think my favorite answer to the "how many five year olds" question has to be



All of them.
twisterduke81
02-20-2008, 10:06 AM
Only 13. I did put them all in a very stern time-out until they come up with a way to peacefully resolve their conflict.
devildeac
02-20-2008, 10:55 AM
Yikes. Plugging in what I assume are the most rocking answers to each, the max I got was 39. 35 is a scary good starting mark.

I got 39 also with answers I assume were the best 'fighting' answers but my honest score was 18.