Great TV Lines

[knights68]

What are some of your favorite lines from TV or movies over the years?

Here are a few of mine:

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Arthur Carlson, GM: WKRP in Cincinatti

"Jane, you ignorant slut!"


"Lucy.....You got some splainin to do!"
Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy

"Book 'em, Danno"
(Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")

[colchar]

What are some of your favorite lines from TV or movies over the years?

Here are a few of mine:

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Arthur Carlson, GM: WKRP in Cincinatti



That one is definitely high on my list.

[hc5duke]

"It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is...dary!"
- Barney (Doogie Houser), How I Met Your Mother

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Fry: So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New New York in the year 4000?
Farnsworth: You wish! You're in Los Angeles.
Fry: But there was this gang of ten year olds with guns!
Leela: Exactly, you're in LA.
Fry: But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other!
Bender: That's LA for ya!
Fry: But the air is green and there is no sign of civilization what so ever!
Bender: He just won't stop with the social commentary...
Fry: And the people are all phonies, no one reads, everything has cilantro on it...
- Futurama

[DevilAlumna]

Well, if movie lines are allowed,

"Son, you got a panty on your head." (Clerk, Raising Arizona.)

"Randy lay there like a slug; it was his only defense." (Narrator, A Christmas Story)

"Do you own a pair of rubber gloves?"
"No, I lease with an option to buy." (Fletch F. Fletch)

"Anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" (no explanation needed.)

[Bluedawg]

What are some of your favorite lines from TV or movies over the years?

Here are a few of mine:

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Arthur Carlson, GM: WKRP in Cincinatti

"Jane, you ignorant slut!"


"Lucy.....You got some splainin to do!"
Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy

"Book 'em, Danno"
(Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XzRmwNwKVw8)

You are correct...it was great! And the lead up to it just set it off. That was a funny show.

[JBDuke]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XzRmwNwKVw8)

You are correct...it was great! And the lead up to it just set it off. That was a funny show.

LOL! Thanks for sharing this. I never saw this episode, and I'm regretting it.

"It was like the turkeys mounted a counterattack!"

[colchar]

LOL! Thanks for sharing this. I never saw this episode, and I'm regretting it.

"It was like the turkeys mounted a counterattack!"

One of the best series ever. Cancelled well before its time.

[feldspar]

"Dude, you got some Artz on you."

[snowdenscold]

"To read makes our speaking English good."

[knights68]

LOL! Thanks for sharing this. I never saw this episode, and I'm regretting it.

"It was like the turkeys mounted a counterattack!"

NEVER SAY NEVER!:)

http://realityme.net/2007/11/21/wkrp-thanksgiving-turkey-drop/

[Jim3k]

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XzRmwNwKVw8)

You are correct...it was great! And the lead up to it just set it off. That was a funny show.

I think that episode is one of the funniest ever on TV.

I was first bowled over by Les's play-by-play where, channeling the Hindenburg disaster, he saw the turkeys falling and plaintively called out, "Oh...the humanity...." as the turkeys plummeted from the sky to the parking lot.

[YmoBeThere]

Okay, my most often used movie line:

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

[Carlos]

The other great line from that WKRP episode was:

Les Nesman: "The turkeys are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement."


From the Sarah Silverman show recently:

Cop at the window of Sarah's car: Ma'am, do you know why I'm standing here?
Sarah: Because you got all C's in high school.