Headlines you don't want to see

[DevilAlumna]

Particularly not on the front page of msnbc:

Seniors Still Doing It: Seniors having more sex than you think, studies reveal (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20395061/)

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Art/COVER/070822/STG_HZ_StillDoingIt_5p.jpg


Hey, I warned you you didn't want to see it. :eek:

[EarlJam]

Particularly not on the front page of msnbc:

Seniors Still Doing It: Seniors having more sex than you think, studies reveal (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20395061/)

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Art/COVER/070822/STG_HZ_StillDoingIt_5p.jpg


Hey, I warned you you didn't want to see it. :eek:

If I didn't like you and your posts so much, I'd say you should be banned for life for posting that. Holy JurasSEX Park!

-EarlJam

[hc5duke]

Not sure if I should rely on medical information from Scrubs, but in related news, they said STD rates among seniors have risen dramatically since the little blue pill (and it's many different colored friends) became available...

[Lavabe]

Texas 30, Baltimore 3.

That's more revolting.

Cheers?
Lavabe

[EarlJam]

Texas 30, Baltimore 3.

That's more revolting.

Cheers?
Lavabe

30!? WHAT!?

Oh my GOD!

[DevilAlumna]

Texas 30, Baltimore 3.


Sad that this had me wondering, "football or baseball"?

[EarlJam]

Sad that this had me wondering, "football or baseball"?

Good point. Four more touchdowns and Baltimore would have squeaked it out. When was the last time a team scored 30 runs in baseball?

Rough week for O's fans. This loss, and early in the week they lost infamous and beloved fan Wild Bill Hagy. God I miss the early eighties O's.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-hagy0820,0,2034987.story

-Earl "weaver" Jam

[DevilAlumna]

Texas 30, Baltimore 3.


Holy Schmokes -- I thought it was for some pre-season NFL game, not MLB!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270822201

That's just ... sad? wrong? .. words really don't express just how... awful that is.

Shame the MLB doesn't have a slaughter rule.

[hc5duke]

Shame the MLB doesn't have a slaughter rule.

At first I read that as "laughter rule"... I guess at 30-3 it might as well be

[snowdenscold]

Particularly not on the front page of msnbc:

Seniors Still Doing It: Seniors having more sex than you think, studies reveal (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20395061/)


Hey, I warned you you didn't want to see it. :eek:

I thought I heard somewhere a bit ago a study that said the age group that had the highest % of respondents saying they were happy and satisfied with the sex life was the 50-59 range.

[TillyGalore]

Rough week for O's fans. This loss, and early in the week they lost infamous and beloved fan Wild Bill Hagy. God I miss the early eighties O's.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-hagy0820,0,2034987.story

-Earl "weaver" Jam

As I just learned of Wild Bill Hagy's passing last night I'm a little late in honoring the O's greatest fan ever. To honor Wild Bill I decided it apropos to wear black and orange today.

RIP Wild Bill, and thanks for the memories.

[Shammrog]

Particularly not on the front page of msnbc:

Seniors Still Doing It: Seniors having more sex than you think, studies reveal (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20395061/)

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Art/COVER/070822/STG_HZ_StillDoingIt_5p.jpg


Hey, I warned you you didn't want to see it. :eek:

"Assault with a Dead Weapon?"

[knights68]

Headlines you never thought you'd see
(from actual newspapers)

Man is Fatally Slain

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests

War Dims Hope for Peace

Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency

bus passengers should be belted

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

Farmer bill dies in house

Iraqi head seeks arms

[captmojo]

Headlines you never thought you'd see
(from actual newspapers)

Man is Fatally Slain

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests

War Dims Hope for Peace

Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency

bus passengers should be belted

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

Farmer bill dies in house

Iraqi head seeks arms

...is most of these came from papers in NC.

[knights68]

...is most of these came from papers in NC.

Did not! :p

[captmojo]

Did not! :p

Just a guess. You've got some good ones there.

Nice to know that none came from the Mayberry Gazette.:D

[hc5duke]

Did not! :p

Can't believe you omitted the obligatory "Ring around Uranus" headline :-p