Identify the brand name(s)

[EarlJam]

There are certain moments during the days and weeks when I feel very much like an indehiscent legume. Then again, there are often numerous occasions where I do not feel like an indehiscent legume at all.

-EarlJam

[Shammrog]

There are certain moments during the days and weeks when I feel very much like an indehiscent legume. Then again, there are often numerous occasions where I do not feel like an indehiscent legume at all.

-EarlJam


Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

ALMOND JOY's got nuts. MOUNDS don't.

[EarlJam]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

ALMOND JOY's got nuts. MOUNDS don't.

Good job, ye of the smokin' hot avatar! Part II...

I am in somewhat of a state of disbelief over the fact that I have consumed 100 percent of the edible material that was presented to me.

[DukieInKansas]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!


Thanks, EarlJam - you make Friday's better!

[TillyGalore]

Thanks, EarlJam - you make Friday's better!

I second that and would add everyday! :D

[Shammrog]

I second that and would add everyday! :D

He is my hero!

And, if he was a chick, I'd think he was REALLY hot! :cool:

[TillyGalore]

He is my hero!

And, if he was a chick, I'd think he was REALLY hot! :cool:

Can I say that as a chick I think he is. ;)

[EarlJam]

I second that and would add everyday! :D

Awwwwwww, shucks Tilly and DukieinKansas. Seriously ya'll just made MY day. :o Big virtual hug from the ATL.

Next product:

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-EarlJam

[Lavabe]

I have consumed 100 percent of the edible material that was presented to me.
But EarlJam, did you consume all of the beverage placed in front of you?

I'm thinking of a remake of a 70's beer commercial:
Tastes great, EarlJam!
Less filling, Shammrog!
EarlJam?
Yes, Shammrog?
You're fired.

I died when I saw a dramatized version of this Miller Lite commercial on the Bronx is Burning:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9mNkEcUR3s
Note the dubbing of "fired" and "hired!"

Cheers,
Lavabe

[aimo]

Meow Mix, perhaps?

Meow times . . . whatever?

[Shammrog]

Can I say that as a chick I think he is. ;)

Hmmm.... Reaaaaalllllllllly?!? Are you single?

(If you are, and interested, go for it. But, make sure you practice "safe relations." That Earljam is a bigger germ farm than the monkey in Outbreak...)

[TillyGalore]

Awwwwwww, shucks Tilly and DukieinKansas. Seriously ya'll just made MY day. :o Big virtual hug from the ATL.

Next product:

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-EarlJam
First of all, the above is a commercial for Meow Mix. And I hear this every morning and evening with varying degrees of vocalizations.

Shammrog; do you think we should start an EarlJam Fan Club?

[TillyGalore]

Hmmm.... Reaaaaalllllllllly?!? Are you single?

(If you are, and interested, go for it. But, make sure you practice "safe relations." That Earljam is a bigger germ farm than the monkey in Outbreak...)

Yes I am.

As for the germ farm, may need to rethink this whole thing. Though that monkey was pretty darn cute.

[EarlJam]

Meow Mix, perhaps?

Meow times . . . whatever?

Yes. Meow Mix. What is Meow Times?

Next challenge:

I am a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

He too is a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

Additionally, she is a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

As a matter of fact, we all are flowering vines in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

Now let me inquire of you this: Are not you also desirous of becoming a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning?

[EarlJam]

Yes I am.

As for the germ farm, may need to rethink this whole thing. Though that monkey was pretty darn cute.

EarlJam is not a germ farm. EarlJam has a clean bill of health. That was mean Shammrog. And for that, I am going to slip a very powerful narcotic into your beer Saturday and, once rendered unconcious, am going to dress you up in drag and leave you on the corner of Hank Aaron Drive with a sign around your neck that reads, "Show me love like I've never known before."

-EarlJam

[Shammrog]

Yes. Meow Mix. What is Meow Times?

Next challenge:

I am a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

He too is a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

Additionally, she is a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

As a matter of fact, we all are flowering vines in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

Now let me inquire of you this: Are not you also desirous of becoming a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning?

I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, we're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

(I was kidding about the VD. I know that nasty case of the clap cleared up *weeks* ago.)

(Again, I am kidding. Earljam is 100% sanitary. I would eat off of Earljam.)

[-jk]

I am a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

He too is a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

Additionally, she is a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

As a matter of fact, we all are flowering vines in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning.

Now let me inquire of you this: Are not you also desirous of becoming a flowering vine in the family Piperaceae, cultivated for its fruit, which is usually dried and used as a spice and seasoning?

No thanks. Cheerwine's much better.

-jk

[EarlJam]

I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, we're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

(I was kidding about the VD. I know that nasty case of the clap cleared up *weeks* ago.)

(Again, I am kidding. Earljam is 100% sanitary. I would eat off of Earljam.)

VD? THAT is funny. Well, VD itself isn't funny but you know what I mean. Does anyone even use that term anymore?

-EarlJam, who is void of VD. The word "void" contains VD.

[Cavlaw]

Pay heed to your evolution dehydration monitor, and act accordingly.

[Shammrog]

Pay heed to your evolution dehydration monitor, and act accordingly.

Sprite. Obey your thirst!

[Cavlaw]

I don't know if this is too much of a stretch...

Credit card of the fox who doesn't want sour grapes, anyway.

[Cavlaw]

Here's a few ad-related mixups (http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/AdvertisingSlogans.htm) for an added laugh.

[EarlJam]

Well spank my arse and call me Shirley! I'm am so frustrated to learn that it was well within my ability to have imbibed a___________.

-EarlJam

[Shammrog]

Well spank my arse and call me Shirley! I'm am so frustrated to learn that it was well within my ability to have imbibed a___________.

-EarlJam

I'll be golly, I coulda had a V8! (?)

(Suggestion for ________, "large block automotive engine")

[EarlJam]

I don't know if this is too much of a stretch...

Credit card of the fox who doesn't want sour grapes, anyway.

I'm stumped on this one.

[Cavlaw]

I confess it's a bit of a reach, and the format is a little different from the other clues, because it's two steps removed from the real slogan. There aren't that many CC companies, though, so elimination could help.

I'll give some salt if its too remote a clue.

[billybreen]

Here's a few ad-related mixups (http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/AdvertisingSlogans.htm) for an added laugh.

I'm not sure about the individual examples, but Snopes debunks (http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp) the Chevy Nova story that inspired that list.

[EarlJam]

On this particular calendar date, you have most certainly earned a recess from work.

-EarlJam

[billybreen]

I'm not sure about the individual examples, but Snopes debunks (http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp) the Chevy Nova story that inspired that list.

Also, the Coke 'wax tadpole' story isn't quite true (http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/tadpole.asp).

[DukieInKansas]

On this particular calendar date, you have most certainly earned a recess from work.

-EarlJam

You deserve a break today.

[Shammrog]

Also, the Coke 'wax tadpole' story isn't quite true (http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/tadpole.asp).


I have been known to wax tadpole now and again.

(What is the story anyway?)

[EarlJam]

You deserve a break today.

Dayyyyyyyyymn. Good one. I thought that one would be tougher. I forget I'm dealing with geniuses here!

How about:

Coated symbols of good fortune that happen to be very pleasing to the palate due mostly in part to witchcraft.

-EarlJam

[DukieInKansas]

Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious.

I don't think it is genius - I think it is too much tv and an enjoyment of commercials.

[Indoor66]

I have been known to wax tadpole now and again.

(What is the story anyway?)

By this time I tend to wane tadpole :( .

[JBDuke]

Yes I am.

As for the germ farm, may need to rethink this whole thing. Though that monkey was pretty darn cute.

How can you be a girl, when your title says that you're actually Wojo???? ;-)

[JBDuke]

No thanks. Cheerwine's much better.

-jk

And dammit, my one source up here has dried up. Anyone else in NOVA know where you can still get Cheerwine? I miss it!

[EarlJam]

How can you be a girl, when your title says that you're actually Wojo???? ;-)

Wojo is an acronym for: Woman Of Jubilant Orientation?

[DevilAlumna]

Appropros to my college days:

Proceed towards the generally massive and usually steep-sided, raised portion of the Earth's surface.

[EarlJam]

Appropros to my college days:

Proceed towards the generally massive and usually steep-sided, raised portion of the Earth's surface.

Head for the mountains of Busch........beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

Good one. Bad beer. Yuck. Had my last Busch beer on Dare Street in Burlington, North Carolina while headed to go sledding on McKinney hill one January night in 1989.

-EarlJam

[DevilAlumna]

Credit card of the fox who doesn't want sour grapes, anyway.

Okay, I'm still stumped. Maybe an era of the slogan?

[DevilAlumna]

All of us give birth to positive entities.

[Indoor66]

And dammit, my one source up here has dried up. Anyone else in NOVA know where you can still get Cheerwine? I miss it!

Cheerwine is made in Salisbury, NC. I found it in PA one time. Other than that, I have only seen it in NC.

[Indoor66]

First of all, the above is a commercial for Meow Mix. And I hear this every morning and evening with varying degrees of vocalizations.

Shammrog; do you think we should start an EarlJam Fan Club?

I think you're dreaming, EarlJam. :D

[Cavlaw]

It's still current.

If you don't want to be there, it isn't, either.

[DevilAlumna]

Visa, it's everywhere you want to be?

[Cavlaw]

Yeah, my wife rolled her eyes and said it was an awful clue.

[ghost]

Awwwwwww, shucks Tilly and DukieinKansas. Seriously ya'll just made MY day. :o Big virtual hug from the ATL.

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-EarlJam

meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow...meow mix?

[YmoBeThere]

meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow...meow mix?

There are still a couple outstanding:

Credit card of the fox who doesn't want sour grapes, anyway.

and

All of us give birth to positive entities.

[dukemomLA]

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is.

[-jk]

And dammit, my one source up here has dried up. Anyone else in NOVA know where you can still get Cheerwine? I miss it!

That's one more source than I found in Mont. County. Have you tried Food Lion? I think both companies are based in Salisbury. I just pack it home from NC when I visit.

-jk

[YmoBeThere]

I actually have another addiction - Diet Mountain Dew Code Red. I could find it in NC(Piedmont Triad), but am going through withdrawls since moving up near Boston. Ahh, Mountain Dew with a cherry twist. I bought Diet Pepsi Cherry today, but it won't be anywhere near it. Perhaps I should go back to drinking sugar fortified sodas.

[YmoBeThere]

Here's a few ad-related mixups (http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/AdvertisingSlogans.htm) for an added laugh.

and the name issue was around the Pinto model being sold in Brazil.

But then I worked for a sub of General Motors for a couple years, so I may not be objective on the matter.

[JBDuke]

That's one more source than I found in Mont. County. Have you tried Food Lion? I think both companies are based in Salisbury. I just pack it home from NC when I visit.

-jk

Nope. The Food Lions in the area don't stock it. I found it at Wegman's when they first opened, but I haven't seen it in a while.

There's a distributor in Warrenton, so it's around here somewhere...

[Indoor66]

Nope. The Food Lions in the area don't stock it. I found it at Wegman's when they first opened, but I haven't seen it in a while.

There's a distributor in Warrenton, so it's around here somewhere...

How about a call to the distributer in Warrenton and asking about retail outlets?