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Indoor66
03-12-2009, 10:43 AM
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
devildeac
03-12-2009, 11:04 AM
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

LMAO. So, you're hinting that hess, valentine and luckie are all employed by the devil(s).:rolleyes: THAT would be nice.
camion
03-12-2009, 11:19 AM
We're definitely not getting our money's worth. :(
ArnieMc
03-13-2009, 10:30 AM
An engineer died and went to Hell. He started redesigning the place with air conditioning and ice water fountains. God found out about this and called the devil.

God: "Hey, you have an engineer down there. That was a mistake. He's supposed to be up here."

Devil: "Sorry, but we need him. He's staying here."

God: "I'll sue!"

Devil: "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
CathyCA
03-13-2009, 12:20 PM
An engineer died and went to Hell. He started redesigning the place with air conditioning and ice water fountains. God found out about this and called the devil.

God: "Hey, you have an engineer down there. That was a mistake. He's supposed to be up here."

Devil: "Sorry, but we need him. He's staying here."

God: "I'll sue!"

Devil: "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"


Gah, all the lawyer jokes around here on the OTB make me feel like an outcast, a Tarh. . .

Did you ever notice how no one ever tells "attorney" jokes?
BD80
03-13-2009, 12:42 PM
...

God: "I'll sue!"

Devil: "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Trial attorneys prefer the punch line:

"Fine, all the judges are down here"

But we will not contest the truth of the original :D
DukieInKansas
03-13-2009, 12:47 PM
Gah, all the lawyer jokes around here on the OTB make me feel like an outcast, a Tarh. . .

Did you ever notice how no one ever tells "attorney" jokes?

I get my best lawyer jokes from the attorneys I know. :D
alteran
03-13-2009, 01:31 PM
I get my best lawyer jokes from the attorneys I know. :D

Me, too.
Bostondevil
03-13-2009, 04:23 PM
Lawyer is a funnier word.

Just like cheese is funnier than butter.

I can't explain it, but it's true.
YmoBeThere
03-14-2009, 12:13 PM
Lawyer is a funnier word.

Just like cheese is funnier than butter.

I can't explain it, but it's true.


I cut the butter all the time...

I probably use too much in my cooking