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wilson
11-20-2008, 12:49 PM
Whereas, Lavabe has voted for Pepsi in the Coke or Pepsi poll.
Whereas, he is thus to be hereby and forthwith expelled from the Atlanta Mafia.

Vote accordingly.

Lavabe
11-20-2008, 12:53 PM
Whereas, Lavabe has voted for Pepsi in the Coke or Pepsi poll.
Whereas, he is thus to be hereby and forthwith expelled from the Atlanta Mafia.

Vote accordingly.

ROTFLMAO!

On the other hand, remember that I am fighting vigorously for Sweetwater in the Tournament of Beers.:D

TillyGalore
11-20-2008, 12:58 PM
So people who don't belong to the Atlanta mafia can vote in this poll? How is that fair to Lavabe? Come to think of it, that is very fair for our lemur loving Lavabe. Of course he won't be voted out of the Atlanta mafia. Those of us who don't have a stake in the AM, and love the LLL will vote for he retain his membership.

CameronBornAndBred
11-20-2008, 12:58 PM
Would be akin to me living 30 minutes from New Bern and voting for Coke. Just can't do it.

Lavabe
11-20-2008, 01:01 PM
Would be akin to me living 30 minutes from New Bern and voting for Coke. Just can't do it.

Congratulations on hitting 1500 posts with this one.

Indoor66
11-20-2008, 01:41 PM
As "founder" of the Atlanta Mafia, I must cast my vote for dismissal.

ugadevil
11-20-2008, 02:00 PM
Lavabe should secede.

Lavabe
11-20-2008, 02:06 PM
Lavabe should secede.

Well, I must also admit that the Ol'Roy Coke commercial earlier this year didn't sit well with me.;)

CameronBornAndBred
11-20-2008, 02:39 PM
Congratulations on hitting 1500 posts with this one.
Thanks. I really do have a job and don't sit in front of a DBR screen all day.

Cell-R
11-20-2008, 05:33 PM
I vote Lavabe is expelled and is forced to join the New Bern Mafia.

Pepsi!

roywhite
11-20-2008, 06:13 PM
I vote Lavabe is expelled and is forced to join the New Bern Mafia.

Pepsi!

...under the supervision of Nicholas Sparks?

Cell-R
11-20-2008, 06:24 PM
Haha, I guess if he wants to join our track team.
Does Lavabe run the 800 fast?
If so he could be part of our incredible 4x8 team!

Nick requires us members of the New Bern Mafia to wear funny earmuffs.

Whatever you do, don't joke him about his earmuffs.

Lavabe
11-20-2008, 07:58 PM
Haha, I guess if he wants to join our track team.
Does Lavabe run the 800 fast?
If so he could be part of our incredible 4x8 team!

Nick requires us members of the New Bern Mafia to wear funny earmuffs.

Whatever you do, don't joke him about his earmuffs.

I was a racewalker in high school. I could walk it fast.

Does New Bern have racewalking?:D

Update: ILJ has yet to vote.

Cell-R
11-20-2008, 10:53 PM
You could start a racewalking team! :)

devildeac
11-21-2008, 07:48 AM
Thanks. I really do have a job and don't sit in front of a DBR screen all day.

Right!:eek:;)

captmojo
11-21-2008, 09:58 AM
Does New Bern have racewalking?:D



Doesn't the walking track path in New Bern go across the downtown drawbridge? :rolleyes::D

pamtar
11-21-2008, 10:21 AM
Would be akin to me living 30 minutes from New Bern and voting for Coke. Just can't do it.

I live 30 minutes from New Bern and haven't had a Pepsi in at least 10 years.

DukieInKansas
11-21-2008, 04:55 PM
Since I'm not a member of the Atlanta DBR mafia, I didn't think I really had the right to vote him in or out. However, having lived in Atlanta at one time, I felt I could participate in the poll - I went with Abstention. I think his dues should be doubled. (10% of the extra can be sent to me c/o Dorothy & Toto.)

eta: I'm Rick Katherman. Off to do some research.
1968-1971, 1,005 points, 82 games played

cato
11-21-2008, 05:10 PM
Point of order: don't you need to have a vote on whether to adopt the articles of impeachment, and then a separate vote (by a separate body) on whether to convict?

wilson
11-21-2008, 05:14 PM
Point of order: don't you need to have a vote on whether to adopt the articles of impeachment, and then a separate vote (by a separate body) on whether to convict?

No. I am The Decider, and this is how we're doing it.
Off with your head.

sue71
11-21-2008, 05:16 PM
Are you the Decider or Head Elf? I've never seen an elf order a beheading.

wilson
11-21-2008, 05:25 PM
Are you the Decider or Head Elf? I've never seen an elf order a beheading.

I'm a man of many hats. Besides, this is a thread about the Atlanta Mafia. Do you really want to test me?

sue71
11-21-2008, 05:28 PM
I'm a man of many hats. Besides, this is a thread about the Atlanta Mafia. Do you really want to test me?

I'm from NJ. That state IS the mafia.

wilson
11-21-2008, 05:31 PM
I'm from NJ. That state IS the mafia.

Point taken. But off with your head anyway.

Lavabe
11-21-2008, 05:57 PM
Are you the Decider or Head Elf? I've never seen an elf order a beheading.

Turns out he's the Lord High Executioner... with a powdered wig.

Sue's my New Jersey sister.

Which exit, Sue?;)

Lavabe
11-21-2008, 06:01 PM
Point of order: don't you need to have a vote on whether to adopt the articles of impeachment, and then a separate vote (by a separate body) on whether to convict?

See my solution in the EarlJam thread about the space shuttle flying over Atlanta last night.

It involves the Supreme Court of Sweetwater, and a particular brew that we can't really mention here. Depending on the outcome, Indoor66 might be sampling some barleywine ale.

Cheers,
Lavabe

sue71
11-21-2008, 06:12 PM
Turns out he's the Lord High Executioner... with a powdered wig.

Sue's my New Jersey sister.

Which exit, Sue?;)

Rock on, Lavabe. True mafioso don't discuss details. Ever. Feds are everywhere.

It's kind of like... Fight Club.

2535Miles
11-21-2008, 06:13 PM
Rock on, Lavabe. True mafioso don't discuss details. Ever. Feds are everywhere.
So what is keeping you from discussing?

wilson
11-21-2008, 06:14 PM
Rock on, Lavabe. True mafioso don't discuss details. Ever. Feds are everywhere.

It's kind of like... Fight Club.

Well actually, the plural is "mafiosi." Remember, I'm Chief of Grammar Police around these parts too.;)

sue71
11-21-2008, 06:15 PM
Well actually, the plural is "mafiosi." Remember, I'm Chief of Grammar Police around these parts too.;)

I'll give you that one, and spelling, oh Scramble-master.

Lavabe
11-21-2008, 06:29 PM
Rock on, Lavabe. True mafioso don't discuss details. Ever. Feds are everywhere.

It's kind of like... Fight Club.

Exit 168, Sister!

Wilson: Watch out for the Gotcha Gang.;)

wilson
11-21-2008, 06:31 PM
Exit 168, Sister!

Wilson: Watch out for the Gotcha Gang.;)

Scrabble and/or Trivial Pursuit to the death. You'll meet your end.
Is it possible to Christmas to the death? Because I would win that too.

wilson
11-21-2008, 06:32 PM
In light of my performance in the last 90 minutes or so, I'm pretty sure I could hold my own in PWing to the death as well, but that would be some seriously stiff competition around here.

Lavabe
11-21-2008, 06:36 PM
Scrabble and/or Trivial Pursuit to the death. You'll meet your end.
Is it possible to Christmas to the death? Because I would win that too.

Versus an anatomist/biologist.

You don't want to face off with fossas, guenons, lemurs, lorises, pottos, sifakas, simponas, ayeayes, and every landmark on your body.:mad:

On the other hand, those whigs kill me every time!:o

Umm, Christmas to death versus a Hanukkah Harry follower?

Oy!

Lavabe
11-21-2008, 06:37 PM
In light of my performance in the last 90 minutes or so, I'm pretty sure I could hold my own in PWing to the death as well, but that would be some seriously stiff competition around here.

There's one voice who has remained stragely silent ...


Beware of 'breen!:eek::eek::eek:

wilson
11-21-2008, 06:37 PM
Versus an anatomist/biologist.

You don't want to face off with fossas, guenons, lemurs, lorises, pottos, sifakas, simponas, ayeayes, and every landmark on your body.:mad:

On the other hand, those whigs kill me every time!:o

Umm, Christmas to death versus a Hanukkah Harry follower?

Oy!

Hadn't thought of your silly anatomical words, but I'm still a formidable Scrabble foe. I'll also whup you at Monopoly.

wilson
11-21-2008, 06:48 PM
And Risk.

Acymetric
11-21-2008, 06:51 PM
Hadn't thought of your silly anatomical words, but I'm still a formidable Scrabble foe. I'll also whup you at Monopoly.


And Risk.

Monopoly and Risk? What are you, the king of the longest games ever created?

I love both games, but nobody ever wants to play because of the serious time commitment required...

Lavabe
11-21-2008, 06:51 PM
And Risk.

What next, Mille Bornes?

wilson
11-21-2008, 06:54 PM
Monopoly and Risk? What are you, the king of the longest games ever created?

I love both games, but nobody ever wants to play because of the serious time commitment required...

I'm right with you. But that's why they're perfect for snow days. And oops! I forgot to go to work days. And Columbus Day. And rainy beach what-are-we-gonna-do-with-all-this-booze days.

2535Miles
11-21-2008, 07:12 PM
And Risk.
It's all about Australia.

Lavabe
11-23-2008, 11:01 AM
It's all about Australia.

There's also the strategy that starts off with ...

MADAGASCAR.:rolleyes:

CameronBornAndBred
11-23-2008, 12:12 PM
By looks of the vote, it appears Lavabe survives his Pepsi over Coke selection and retains full membership.

YmoBeThere
11-23-2008, 04:04 PM
The Atlanta Mafia will be "so 2008" in just a few weeks. Given the kind of year its been, why retain active membership?

Jarhead
11-23-2008, 04:17 PM
Isn't Cheer Wine preferred out there?

devildeac
11-23-2008, 08:44 PM
There's one voice who has remained stragely silent ...


Beware of 'breen!:eek::eek::eek:

Sshhh...

Lavabe
11-23-2008, 08:54 PM
The Atlanta Mafia will be "so 2008" in just a few weeks. Given the kind of year its been, why retain active membership?

There are many benefits.

Updates on all the news about dogs.
The moving help.
Instant reality checks.
The beer.:D
Devising new ways to deal with traffic.
Having someone cover you when attacked by fellow DBR posters.
The beer.:D
The Atlanta sports team updates.
The get-togethers.
The beer.:D

Cheers,
Lavabe

devildeac
11-23-2008, 09:14 PM
There are many benefits.

Updates on all the news about dogs.
The moving help.
Instant reality checks.
The beer.:D
Devising new ways to deal with traffic.
Having someone cover you when attacked by fellow DBR posters.
The beer.:D
The Atlanta sports team updates.
The get-togethers.
The beer.:D

Cheers,
Lavabe

Do I notice a pattern here?:rolleyes:

YmoBeThere
11-23-2008, 09:16 PM
I think you are imagining it. Perhaps we should discuss in the LTE?

devildeac
11-23-2008, 09:19 PM
I think you are imagining it. Perhaps we should discuss in the LTE?

Excellent idea. Meet you there;).

Lavabe
11-23-2008, 09:21 PM
I think you are imagining it. Perhaps we should discuss in the LTE?

Where have we met?

Turner Stadium (Multiple times ... Beer).
Sweetwater (Beer).
Brickstore Pub (Beer).
Frankie's Tavern (Beer).
Moving Day at the Lavabes (Beer).

I rest my case.
Cheers,
Lavabe

devildeac
11-23-2008, 09:27 PM
Where have we met?

Turner Stadium (Multiple times ... Beer).
Sweetwater (Beer).
Brickstore Pub (Beer).
Frankie's Tavern (Beer).
Moving Day at the Lavabes (Beer).

I rest my case.
Cheers,
Lavabe

Turner Stadium-once
Brickstore-once

Glad I just post on the "ymm, beer" thread:o;).

Lavabe
11-23-2008, 09:30 PM
Turner Stadium-once
Brickstore-once

Glad I just post on the "ymm, beer" thread:o;).

Turner Stadium: We have met several times. Once it was just EJ, wilson, and me. Another time, it was ugadevil, Supadave, Steven, EJ, and me.

Brickstore: Once with Wilson. Ahhh, but not only once with devildeac, but also ...

once with throaty!!:eek::eek:

YmoBeThere
11-23-2008, 09:31 PM
But did the Braves win any games?

Lavabe
11-23-2008, 09:33 PM
But did the Braves win any games?

Sheer luck.

devildeac
11-23-2008, 09:35 PM
Turner Stadium: We have met several times. Once it was just EJ, wilson, and me. Another time, it was ugadevil, Supadave, Steven, EJ, and me.

Brickstore: Once with Wilson. Ahhh, but not only once with devildeac, but also ...

once with throaty!!:eek::eek:

I was just referring to the # of times I met you at the listed places. Sorry.

devildeac
11-23-2008, 09:36 PM
But did the Braves win any games?

Wrong thread. You want the 2008 Braves thread down the hall...

wilson
11-23-2008, 09:38 PM
But did the Braves win any games?

First you predict the Atlanta Mafia's impending decline.
Then you start talkin' smack about the Braves.
Don't make me get out the piano wire.

YmoBeThere
11-23-2008, 09:54 PM
The Boston Tea Party will be fine.

sue71
11-23-2008, 09:56 PM
Don't make me get out the piano wire.

Ahhhh, a Godfather reference. (sigh) :)