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2535Miles
10-15-2008, 04:31 PM
I just got back from running an errand and encountered one of my greatest pet peeves, double-parking!!! I've always thought it would be fun (and just) to print out a bunch of obnoxiously adhesive stickers to place on the windows of people who can't park. The stickers would contain a "gentle" reminder or message informing the offender of how displeased I was with their parking.

Sadly, I just can't go through with it. But it got me thinking, what are some of the things that you wish you could do, but shouldn't?
wilson
10-15-2008, 04:44 PM
Firebomb the theater on opening night of a Nicholas Sparks movie.
hc5duke
10-15-2008, 04:49 PM
I just got back from running an errand and encountered one of my greatest pet peeves, double-parking!!! I've always thought it would be fun (and just) to print out a bunch of obnoxiously adhesive stickers to place on the windows of people who can't park. The stickers would contain a "gentle" reminder or message informing the offender of how displeased I was with their parking.

Sadly, I just can't go through with it. But it got me thinking, what are some of the things that you wish you could do, but shouldn't?

I always thought placing tetsubishi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetsubishi) directly behind all 4 tires would be the best course of action for such offenses ;)

It's like a ninja throwing star, except you put in on the ground http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Crater/9040/weapons/tetsubishi.jpg

p.s. no, I've never done this before nor would I ever want to.
2535Miles
10-15-2008, 05:15 PM
I always thought placing tetsubishi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetsubishi) directly behind all 4 tires would be the best course of action for such offenses ;)

It's like a ninja throwing star, except you put in on the ground http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Crater/9040/weapons/tetsubishi.jpg

p.s. no, I've never done this before nor would I ever want to.
Yeah see that's just down right destructive... and I like it. :) Seriously, I don't want to destroy anything, but I would like to sit around and watch them try to drive away with a 12" x 6" sticker covering the driver's view. It would also be equally enjoyable to watch them try and peel off the sticker. No permanent damage, but a good hour of frustration for them. :-)