2535Miles Came Over For Dinner and...

[sue71]

We're sitting here watching porn. HIS porn.

BBQ and Chili cook off on the Food Network. :rolleyes:

[2535Miles]

We're sitting here watching porn. HIS porn.

BBQ and Chili cook off on the Food Network. :rolleyes:
Brisket, Pork, Chicken, Ribs, and Chili... how could I resist.

[hc5duke]

Brisket, Pork, Chicken, Ribs, and Chili... how could I resist.

does your priest know about this?

[2535Miles]

does your priest know about this?
Dude, my priest is the one who turned me onto brisket.

[UVaAmbassador]

Dude, my priest is the one who turned me onto brisket.

Brisket is the most holy of gifts given us by the good Lord.:D

[2535Miles]

Brisket is the most holy of gifts given us by the good Lord.:D
I'll take a step back from that and just say bbq'd meats are the most holy of gifts. I love it all.

[EarlJam]

We're sitting here watching porn. HIS porn.

BBQ and Chili cook off on the Food Network. :rolleyes:

I'm really holding back here. Exercising restraint. So many ways to go with this one. But I won't. I just won't.

-A more family-friendly EarlJam :o

[devildeac]

We're sitting here watching porn. HIS porn.

BBQ and Chili cook off on the Food Network. :rolleyes:

porn? didn't you mean porK:o?

[devildeac]

We're sitting here watching porn. HIS porn.

BBQ and Chili cook off on the Food Network. :rolleyes:

Or were you referring to all that flesh you were watching:o?

[2535Miles]

Or were you referring to all that flesh you were watching:o?
I don't think Sue was prepared to watch me watch a chili and bbq cook-off. That's right, chili and bbq (all varieties) in one competition. It looked like heaven. Sue doesn't get it because she only likes white rice and water.

[EarlJam]

porn? didn't you mean porK:o?

"Pork" would be even more disturbing.

"We're watching pork.....HIS pork."

Ya know?

-EarlJam

[YmoBeThere]

I don't think Sue was prepared to watch me watch a chili and bbq cook-off. That's right, chili and bbq (all varieties) in one competition. It looked like heaven. Sue doesn't get it because she only likes white rice and water.

I like white rice...water not so much but a necessary evil.

[Lavabe]

"Pork" would be even more disturbing.

"We're watching pork.....HIS pork."

Ya know?

-EarlJam

Not that we would use any double entendres around here.:rolleyes:

[captmojo]

Have you ever tried making rice with an alternative to water? For example, I tried using pineapple juice instead. When the cooking was complete I fluffed it with butter and chunks of fresh pineapple served with bbq'ed ribs. WOW!

[sue71]

I don't think Sue was prepared to watch me watch a chili and bbq cook-off. That's right, chili and bbq (all varieties) in one competition. It looked like heaven. Sue doesn't get it because she only likes white rice and water.

Yes, I am a picky eater but let's keep this on topic, shall we? :p

It was more about the look on your face... the sounds you were making... your tongue hanging out of your mouth... your eyes all glazed over... sad how you suddenly needed a napkin. :eek:

[YmoBeThere]

Have you ever tried making rice with an alternative to water? For example, I tried using pineapple juice instead. When the cooking was complete I fluffed it with butter and chunks of fresh pineapple served with bbq'ed ribs. WOW!


Interesting idea...I hadn't ever thought of that.

[YmoBeThere]

Yes, I am a picky eater but let's keep this on topic, shall we? :p

It was more about the look on your face... the sounds you were making... your tongue hanging out of your mouth... your eyes all glazed over... sad how you suddenly needed a napkin. :eek:

2535 no way of winning this one...

[2535Miles]

2535 no way of winning this one...
Unfortunately YBT, I believe you are correct. That's okay, I know, deep down on the inside, that I am probably, almost, maybe, kinda sorta, sometimes, on a good day, if you don't count all of the felonies, a decent guy.

[YmoBeThere]

Unfortunately YBT, I believe you are correct. That's okay, I know, deep down on the inside, that I am probably, almost, maybe, kinda sorta, sometimes, on a good day, if you don't count all of the felonies, a decent guy.

What's a few felonies among friends?