Office Trick

[EarlJam]

Cool new office trick!

Take a standard yellow highlighter and to your entire face, hands, and all visible skin.

Walk in the office saying something along the lines of, “Man, I don’t feel so good. Think I have jaundice.”

The expressions you will get are priceless!

-Erljm

[Shammrog]

Cool new office trick!

Take a standard yellow highlighter and to your entire face, hands, and all visible skin.

Walk in the office saying something along the lines of, “Man, I don’t feel so good. Think I have jaundice.”

The expressions you will get are priceless!

-Erljm


That would be funny!

Another one - especially funny in a hospital - is to take a styrofoam cooler and write "HUMAN HEAD" on it. Carry it around, enter and elevator... See how people react...

[Bostondevil]

I was at MGH (Mass General) yesterday and I saw a young man wheeled by who if he didn't have jaundice, heaven help him, but OMG he was bright yellow, really, bright yellow, as in a highlighter really wouldn't be that far off in color. (He also had red hair.) I felt for the guy but it was quite a sight!

[hc5duke]

That would be funny!

Another one - especially funny in a hospital - is to take a styrofoam cooler and write "HUMAN HEAD" on it. Carry it around, enter and elevator... See how people react...

Then you wipe off the ice and reveal it really reads "Schuman Farms Head of Lettuce"?

[2535Miles]

If I could stomach the thought of voluntarily putting something in my eye, I think it would be pretty sweet to sport these contact lenses. http://www.9mmsfx.com/lenses.html

"What are you talking about? I feel fine, of course I can see."

http://02a5349.netsolstores.com/images/products/detail/blindtrauma.jpg

[hc5duke]

If I could stomach the thought of voluntarily putting something in my eye, I think it would be pretty sweet to sport these contact lenses. http://www.9mmsfx.com/lenses.html

"What are you talking about? I feel fine, of course I can see."

http://02a5349.netsolstores.com/images/products/detail/blindtrauma.jpg

The glow-in-the-dark one would be awesome if it looks normal otherwise... lights go out and all of a sudden everyone freaks out, and you're like "what? what? what's going on? why is everyone screaming?"

[2535Miles]

The glow-in-the-dark one would be awesome if it looks normal otherwise... lights go out and all of a sudden everyone freaks out, and you're like "what? what? what's going on? why is everyone screaming?"
"Come on people, can we get back to meeting? Focus! Helllooooo. Sheesh."

[hc5duke]

"Come on people, can we get back to meeting? Focus! Helllooooo. Sheesh."

"Yes, I've been to Chernobyl recently, why do you ask?"

[2535Miles]

"Yes, I've been to Chernobyl recently, why do you ask?"
"Ack! I've got something in my eye. George, do you see it, it's a hair or something. Do you see it?"

[DukieInKansas]

Cool new office trick!

Take a standard yellow highlighter and to your entire face, hands, and all visible skin.

Walk in the office saying something along the lines of, “Man, I don’t feel so good. Think I have jaundice.”

The expressions you will get are priceless!

-Erljm

Can you provide a series of photos showing the process of getting your visible skin covered with a highlighter for thouse of us with no imagination?



:D

[billybreen]

Can you provide a series of photos showing the process of getting your visible skin covered with a highlighter for thouse of us with no imagination?

:D

Your above the belt visible skin, we should hasten to add.

[CameronBornAndBred]

The glow-in-the-dark one would be awesome if it looks normal otherwise... lights go out and all of a sudden everyone freaks out, and you're like "what? what? what's going on? why is everyone screaming?"

I ran into a guy at a Grateful Dead show that had neon smiley-faces in his eyeballs. And while I was of a different state of mind, I wasn't so far away that I didn't know they were contacts. He probably a very popular person that night.

[colchar]

Can you provide a series of photos showing the process of getting your visible skin covered with a highlighter for thouse of us with no imagination?

:D

Don't encourage him.