It would be so easy to add to the criticism the valiant North Carolina Tarheel football program is receiving these days, but is FITS the kind of chap to engage in such an activity?

As you have probably heard, Philip Fulmer stepped down at Tennessee, leading to immediate speculation about David Cutcliffe returning to Tennessee.

FITS found the following piece in this morning’s Chapel Hill classified ads:
“LOST: Two men and a real nice new football in the vissinity of Kenan Stadium. Probly wearing real nice jumpsuits and carrying parashoots. If found please contack Air Bobos of Virginia or the Ewe-N-C Athaletic Department.”

FITS enjoyed much of the time he spent last week watching the ACC Women’s Basketball Tournament, despite the loss of his beloved Blue Devils.
But one of the best pieces of news to come out of Charlotte escaped most of the other media at the event (almost everything escapes those guys except for the [...]

Come good news or bad, FITS has to concede that indeed the Tarheels are one big, happy family.
Your felicitous fly has been buzzing around the tiny hamlet of Chapel Hill ever since word got out that Tarheel Hall of Famer Marion Jones (she’s in the record books for fastest 100 meters time and [...]

If FITS knows anything about April, it’s that you can count on two things: Paying income taxes, and listening to the Tarheels bitch about referees.As the Tarheel women, nattily attired in their mass transit blue tunics, sputtered, gagged and fumbled away a big lead against Tennessee, your airborn administrator valiantly tried to [...]

FITS hadn’t had a decent lung full of good, rancid air in months, so on Sunday he took a flap up to The Meadowlands of The Garden State where he was somewhat astonished by what he observed in the early evening hours.Zooming through the chemical mist surrounding Continental Airlines Arena (or whatever they [...]

The FITSter had a fabulous time watching the Tarheel women succumb to the wily Wolfpack women on Friday night, and while All Annoying first-teamer Ivory Latta continued her near perfect play (zero for eight from three point land) there’s even better news coming from Chapel Hill, or so hears your fashion maven FITS: Sylvia [...]

The FITSter laments the quality of UNC e-mail controls…

The rich get richer! FITS is delighted to bestow the prestigious Charles Kuralt Extramarital Affairs Cup upon Michael Jordan, given each decade to the UNC alum whose extramarital hijinks most closely reflect the morals of Humpin’ Chuck. Regrettably, it appears that the lanky, selfish hoopster is taking himself out of the [...]